Bessssst, 

You’ve got to be the beeeesst,

You’ve got to change the worrrrld 

And 

Uuuuuuse this chaaaance to be hearrrrd.

Matt! Y U SO AWESOME!!!! :)

I think that my iTunes library has every single decent live performance by Muse Ever

No seriously… 

Every-single-one 

Seriously 

:D 

So

I ended up going as Patrick Bateman. 

Which! Actually made me look a great deal like Don Draper from Mad Men. 

However! 

+ The Blood Stains and the blooded up butcher knife and the killer slick leather gloves

And voila… Mr. Bale in American Psycho 

Success

:) 

So, it looks as though my Curly Headed Friend & I shall be dressing up as John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction. 

No guessing on who’s going to be who. 

:)


I’m getting old

I’m getting old

And I always get confused,
because in supermarkets they turn the lights off when they want you to leave,
but in discos they turn them on.
And it’s always sad to go, but it’s never that sad,
Because there’s only so many places you’re guaranteed of getting a hug when you leave.
And then on the way home, it always seems like a good idea to go paddling in the fountain, and that’s because it IS a good idea.
And were just like, how Rousseau depicts man in the state of nature:
we’re undeveloped, we’re ignorant, we’re stupid, but we’re happy.
Los Campesinos 
Ah! Tumblr!

You inherently jargonated thread full of sepia tone photos and purposely posted to be categorized as “deep” GIFS, peppered by moronically daft opinion pieces… 

How I have dreaded being apart of your filthy hipster-ized mess… 

:P 

But seriously, on some level… I only slightly miss you… 


Catholics… If there’s one thing ye should be shouting at your God at this moment in time, It’s this:

“YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME NOW!”

:’( 

Tumblr Nudes? 

Nope…

Webcam strippers…

I don’t see two ways about it to be honest…